Do you find that it takes longer and longer to wash your face each morning? Do people turn away as if blinded by the glare from your head when the sun comes out? Have you become surgically attached to your baseball cap? Then, my friend, it's time for you to face up to the fact that your hair and you are no longer inseparable. - But have no fear, The Baldies' Survival Guide is a welcome call to arms for anyone who has suffered ridicule for their combover...