How to Talk to Your Cat about Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives

by Zachary Auburn

Book Overview

The cats of America are under siege Long gone are the good old days when a cat's biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives. For over four decades, the American Association of Patriots have stood at the vanguard of our country's defense by helping to prepare our nation's cat owners...

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 045149492X
• ISBN13: 9780451494924
• Release Date: October 2016
• Publisher: Crown Publishing Group (NY)
• Length: 144 Pages
• Weight: 0.48 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.5" x 5.4" x 8.2"

Customer Reviews

Wonderfully funny!

A great little book for anyone that loves cats and guns! It’s short and sweet and hilarious. I enjoyed it and will give as a gift to friends.