The Age of Fat Asses

by Carl Reader

Pieter Pullin Holdemtite is so large and so great a messiah in Pineville's Holy Church of Knee-Sniffers that he has to be born of two mothers. He comes out in two pieces, a top and a bottom, and has to be glued together. His mothers are consumed at birth by locusts, which lead him to hate all bugs, and his father is a worthless drunk and is soon killed by his son. Pineville is under attack by outsiders, and the Distinguished Fat Asses install Pieter...

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0DPY3QNPM
• ISBN13: 9798230670858
• Release Date: December 2024
• Publisher: Carl Reader
• Length: 130 Pages
• Weight: 0.39 lbs.
• Dimensions: 8.5" x 0.3" x 5.5"