That's Queen Bitch to You

by Darren Wotz and Ed Polish

Book Overview

'Please don't interrupt me while I'm ignoring you.' The eagerly anticipated follow-up to YOU SAY I'M A BITCH LIKE IT'S A BAD THING, this collection of feisty declarations tackles sex, love, betrayal,... This description may be from another edition of this product.

• Format: Spiral-bound
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1580087485
• Release Date: February 2006
• Publisher: Ten Speed Press
• Length: 128 Pages
• Weight: 0.65 lbs.
• Dimensions: 5.0" x 1.0" x 6.3"

Customer Reviews

Things you wish you could say out loud!

Irreverent and hilarious! A must have for the female with a quirky sense of humor! Things like "I have no idea what I'm doing out of bed" warn your fellow co-workers what mood you're in on a certain morning! Not all of the "sayings" are for public consumption, but they are very funny. I also own the first booklet that they published called "You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing". It is just as funny and irreverent! Highly recommended if you like this kind of humor!

Queen Bitch

Very funny photos and sayings. I bought "You Say I'm a bitch like It's a Bad Thing. I then saw this and ordered it too. They both have vintage photos and very funny sayings with them. Each book has different pictures and verses. Both a must have. Great for a girlfriend gift.

Hysterical!

This is a hysterical little book filled with vintage advertising images from the 40s and 50s with witty little snippets about life and love added to them. My favorite of the saucy little sayings are "You must have me confused for the maid we don't have" and "I finished your laundry, the ashes are in the fireplace". If you know someone who's a little jaded and in need of a pick me up, this is the perfect gift. It's just too cute!

Hilarious Follow-Up to "You Say I'm a Bitch Like It's a Bad Thing"

When my husband and I first saw You Say I'm a Bitch Like It's a Bad Thing, we cracked up so hard in the bookstore that I thought I thought 1. He was going to pee himself 2. I was going to black out. Incredibly, Ed Polish's follow-up That's Queen Bitch to You may be even *more* funny than his previous offering! I know...I can barely believe it, either. For those unfamiliar, That's Queen Bitch to You is a series of retro pictures from the 50's and 60's that are coupled with snarky sayings. The spiral binding allows you to pick a favorite picture and display it on your desk or other flat surface. Here are some of my favorites: *I Was On A Diet For A Month And Lost 30 Days (A well-dressed woman reclines in a recliner) *I Chose The Road Less Traveled. Now, Where The Hell Am I? (A wild-eyed, well-coiffed woman behind a steering wheel) *Does My Fat Ass Make Me Look Fat? (Two smiling women looking as if they're engaged in conversation) *Gotta Go. The Kids Chewed Through Their Straps (Well-dressed woman waving buh-bye) *Your Proctologist Called. They Found Your Head. (Smiling woman at the bathroom vanity, holding toilet paper against her cheek) *Kinky As A Cheap Garden Hose (A woman in snazzy outdoor attire holds up a green garden hose) *I Got A Sweater For Christmas. I Really Wanted A Screamer Or A Moaner (A besweatered woman at a ski lodge wearing aviator sunglasses) *When I Was Your Age, We Had To Walk Ten Miles In The Snow To Get Stoned And Have Sex (Wild-eyed granny grinning at ya) *What We Have Here Is A Failure To Give A Sh** (A smiling woman in a bathtub full of bubbles) If you're a prude, do yourself a favor and DON'T buy That's Queen Bitch To You! (Ditto if you're *thinking* of buying this for a prude. Don't waste it on 'em!). However, if you love snarky, twisted humor, Ed Polish has served up yet another tasty morsel that will brighten your day and leave you grinning. If you're lucky, you'll even pee yourself or black out from side-splitting humor. (P.S. I enjoy both books so much, that I have BOTH on my desk!)