Texas Hold 'em: How I Was Born in a Manger, Died in the Saddle, and Came Back as a Horny Toad

by Kinky Friedman

Book Overview

" Texas Hold 'Em is more than just a card game. It deals…with that fine, forgotten art of playing a poor hand well… Texas Hold 'Em is a state of mind, a spiritual survival technique, a way of holding on to things that might just be important in this ever-changing world." --from the introduction to Texas Hold 'Em The irrepressible, future Governor of Texas is back with a crusade to stop the wussification of the Lone Star State. He never thought he'd...

• Format: Hardcover
• Language: English
• ISBN: 0312331541
• ISBN13: 9780312331542
• Release Date: June 2005
• Publisher: St. Martin's Press
• Length: 1 Pages
• Weight: 0.90 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.9" x 5.8" x 8.7"

Customer Reviews

Well Done Kinkster!

Well now, Kinky Friedman and I have spent some time now in my bathroom and I have finished the contents of his book "Texas Hold 'Em: etc." It's quite a ride. I literally laughed AND cried and had to skip a couple of parts that were just too repetitous for me (the dictionary part). You can't ask much more from an author than to touch your emotions and lift your heart and he does both very nicely. I must admit that a big drawing card for me to buy this book was that it had drawings by Callahan. They do NOT disappoint. Wonderful. I so hope Kinky wins in Texas and maybe even moves on from there. I am just positive that he would do no more harm than the folks they have in there now if Mr. Delay is any example. Hooray for American politics to have such creatures in it.

Kinky really comes into his own with this book!

I've been a long time fan of Kinky and read all of his novels.Now, he has gotten away from his 'off the wall' mysteries with their wonderful characters.Kinky is one of the most gifted and entertaining authors around today.He can come up with a one-liner as good as anyone around.Without even a seconds pause,he can make the political correct run for cover.As a Jewish Country singer he has no equal,especially when you realize he comes from New York and is completely at home in Redneck Texas. Right now he is in the process of runing fot Governor of Texas.One can never tell what the results of an election will be,but somehow I think that worse things could happen than he wins. In this book he explains many facets of life, as can be seen in some of these quotes,and even gives us some insight into how things will be done under his Governorship. "The question is whether a candidacy is a joker or whether the current crop of politicans is the joker." "My platform is to fight the wussification of this great state and bring back the glory of Texas." "To be elected in Texas one must believe in a Supreme Being." He also passes on other wisdom;such as: "You know you're from Texas if you've been married and divorced five times and still have the same in-laws. "I had the rare distinction of being introduced by the Rev.Jimmy Snow as the first full blooded Jew to appear on The Grand Ole Opry." "Saddam's a thug with an excellent tailor." "As old Austinites used to say;"Onward through the fog." I guarantee ,if you pick up this book;you'll have a hard time putting it down.

You Don't Have to Play Poker to Enjoy This

Texas Hold'em is Kinky Friedman at his best. Full of annedotes and commentary. No subject is off limits. I must admit, if you are from Texas (which I am not) you will surely get more laughs then a Yankee. Kinky takes the reader on a variety of rides through his mind, refusing to stop even when the trails become muddy. The book is so good, you will have to reread it just to make sure you got all it. Texas Hold em' is easy to read -- whether on a horse or on a train or sitting in a recliner. Nothing complicated, just a bunch of a essays that make the book very difficult to put down. I hope this isn't the last we've heard from the Kinkster.

Humor, History, Philosophy, Fundamental Knowledge

Kinky is running for Gov. Well why not? Do you really think he could do any worse? If nothing else, his press conferences should be funny enough that the networks should carry them nationwide. It would be good to hear him talk to the press rather than a true politician who has studied not to not say anything for years. This book is a series of little stories, a bit of philosophy, a bit of wisdom, a bit of knowledge (where else would you learn that Dr. Pepper is the oldest of the major brand soft drinks in America - started in Texas of course). Most of his commentary relates to Texas. I particularly like his words on Texas drivers. But he shouldn't say that they are all in Texas. I know a lot of them in several other states. Maybe they're all from Texas. I'm going to finish this review with a quotation - after this, what else is left to say: 'if English was good enough for Jesus Christ, it's good enough for Texas.

We Need More from the Kinkster

Every now and then you need a diversion and this book gives it to you. It is hilarious, off the wall and right on the money all at the same time. Nothing for the serious reader but something we all should read in our world today. Kinky for Governor for sure ... look out Texas!