Being burdened with glorious purpose, as it turns out, leaves one with precious little time for recreation. I am here to take over the world, but even an evil god needs to relax from time to time.
In my case, relaxation often takes the form of criminal activity that would earn one a timeout in Odin's dungeons, if not a short trip to the execution block. But I am Loki, I am famous for doing this sort of thing. I am also famous for getting myself...