Gemma Turney is a walking contradiction. A short-tempered, foul-mouthed vegan yogi and environmentalist with a tongue sharp enough to bring a lesser man to his knees. Fortunately, I am not one of those men. When we're thrown together for a wedding, she does everything she can to get under my skin. Which works, just not in the way she's hoping. She's a thorn in my side that I have no interest in removing. So it's...