"Man, I've seen, believe it or not, a head-on accident in the parking lot of a Macy's sale. What do they have, those white sales, is that what they have? The parking lot was completely barren except these two cars that hit each other head on. This little old lady and some other idiot. How do you do that? A barren parking lot Completely empty, morning, nobody there, and somehow they managed to hit each other head on. Well, it was just enough trauma...