It's that moment, where you are stuck at the coffee pot waiting for it to finish brewing. Your liberal ass coworker makes eye contact with you. You just know he is going to come over and say something so stupid that it will take every ounce of self-control not to grab him by the shoulders and shake the shit out of him. Why is this coffee pot taking so long? ? Maybe skip the coffee and bolt before he gets too close to you...Too late, now he is in...