As the Dating Guy on L.A.'s top morning show, I give the single guy's perspective on dating, love, and sex--and I give great advice. Everyone's hooking up...well, except for me. Sure, I can get any woman I want, but I've got a "no relationship" clause in my contract and the only woman I want has "relationship" written all over her. Probably stamped on her ass, too. And wouldn't I like to confirm that.