Tales From McClure's Humor: Burglars Three; The Joneses' Telephone; A Yarn Without A Moral (1897) is a collection of three short stories written by James Harvey Smith. The first story, Burglars Three, follows a group of bumbling burglars as they attempt to rob a wealthy family's home. The second story, The Joneses' Telephone, is a humorous tale about a couple who become obsessed with their new telephone and the chaos it causes in their lives. The...