Swintons Go to Aruba is a story about a surveyor for the crown, his name was William Swinton, and he was a lonely man, a man with no direction, with no purpose. OK, I listen to too much radio. He fell in love with a member of the Royal family. Although she didn't marry him, in his mind, he became a member of the Royal community. He even dubbed himself "Royal" Swinton. Give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. Now there had to be a way to find his...