A man named Elvis is waiting for a date when a clown enters the bar and tells everyone they can attain "Wisdom" from a man named Swanky Panky for only $5 American. Elvis, along with everyone at the bar, decides to take a chance, and at the parking garage across the street they find three rings and a strange man who carries a bucket of bells and an empty chest. Once Swanky's been paid Elvis and the crowd sit down and Swanky summons people from his...