One minute I'm choosing the perfect piece of furniture for my next masterpiece, the next I find myself under a pile of it having a panic attack. As a zombie, I have an irrational fear of being trapped under wood for any length of time. Enter vampire Virginia Letwine to rescue me. When I see who's saved me, I beg to be put back. I can't stand her. All her gloating and acting superior and making out I'm pathetic. I hate her kind, and I don't...