F*CKIN' SH*T SUNUVAB*TCH CHRISTMAS LIGHTS It's the most wonderful time of the year. And, as always, Metal Dad is deep in the sh*t. Metal Dad used to be an angry young hellion. Now he's older. Now he has a family to feed. So he can't punch his poseur boss. And if he plays his cards right, maybe he can pay for the kids' college. Or give them a decent Christmas. But year after year, it's never easy.... Metal Dad Compendium Two: Christmas Sevenfold collects...