Does Cupid have a nice list? Never mind. Forget it. I'm breaking up with Valentine's Day. It started innocently enough with a harmless inquiry about a cute guy at a coffee shop. The goal was to get back in the romance game. The search turned into a social media frenzy. #DesperatelySeekingDane was not available. Talk about a buzzkill. Just when I thought things couldn't become more dramatic, because of my five minutes of online...