There's nothing they hate more than bad home d cor, cheap vodka, and men who take off their shirts but shouldn't (especially when those things happen all at once ). They believe they're unique, yet somehow they're all exactly the same, bitching about Prop 8 and lamenting the sad fact that Bradley Cooper is straight. A day without Bravo TV, disco music, frantic texting, and just the right designer clothes makes them want to off themselves. Well,...