Our planet lies in ruins. The alien victory is complete. What humanity needs now is a miracle. What it has is a small dog and a squirrel. Well, that's just going to have to do.Their journey meets many-a-challenge: Is it better to save humanity or a Twinkie? Would a homicidal parrot be preferable to our current leader? Would one's morals waver killing a spider if it were twice one's size? Is it better to receive dirt or diamonds as a wedding gift?...