My name is Stone Ridge and I'm a f*cking go getter...I set my sights on what I want and go after it. Not giving up easily is what I'm known for.Well... that and shaking my d*ck for money. I take pride in knowing I'm damn good at both.Screaming girls everywhere, willing to drop their panties for me and toss their money my way, yet there's only one girl that I can't get out of my f*cking head. Especially since she's my damn roommate.Sage Knox...Things...