'What's in the box Mum?' asked inquisitive Stuart. 'And what box would that be, ' answered his Mum Ann. 'That box you have in your hand Mum, the square box.' 'This square box in my hand, this square blue box that's got a wee boy's name on the front and looks like it could be some sort of birthday present but it's for a wee boy called Stuart, so do we know a wee boy called Stuart and if we do, is it his birthday today?' 'That was almost funny Mum,...