Remember that hilarious Art Linkletter TV show called 'Kids Say the Darndest Things'? This book is like that but without the video part. Drawn from over 30 years of watching kids, listening to kids, living with kids and just being a kid herself, the author dares you to read this book without laughing out loud. Get to know Rudy, the monster who lives in the basement; learn the definition of a 'virginitarian'; read a list of things you can do at Grandma's...