I've been in a bit of a funk lately. Who hasn't? Languishing in my room twenty-four seven. Working, sleeping, eating, drinking. Too much of all four. I was totally going to lose my quarantine weight until that didn't happen. At all. Something had to change to shake things up. Enter my new roommate, Emmett. He hasn't just shaken things up. He's flipped and twisted me around in every position possible. My...