Some of the milkman's customers like red top, others like red bottoms. The drive to get more customers for the milkmen heats up as Pat heats up a few bottoms. Discovering that one of the ladies who led the Terrace Terriers campaign to stop the terraced housing being cleared away for a new high-rise estate, actually wanted her bottom spanked just like her daddy used to, was a shock for Pat, but not as much of a shock as meeting his first love from...