"Spanish for Xenophobes" is a humorous approach to Spanish that shows you can speak the language simply by using Plain English. Invaluable phrases will spill off your tongue, including such gems as: Do you have a garlic-free zone?, Your donkey is standing on my foot, and It's going to take how long? "Fun in the sun""Anyone attempting to understand the Spanish must first of all recognize the fact that they do not consider anything important except...