Southbound offers cheerful assistance to non-Southerners, baffled by the traditions, habits and culture encountered while spending time in the southern United States. It contains a combination of practical advice (Just because you can drive on snow and ice, does not mean we can. Stay home the two days of the year it snows.), humorous observation (If you offer a Southerner a pop, he might pop you, just to get the first lick in.), and good-natured ribbing...