However one refers to his reason and libido, it is their juxtaposition that leads most single men in their 30's to a crossroad: the long and winding uphill path of commitment, love, and fidelity, or the hazardous but infinitely more fun track of puerile abandon, which spirals licentiously downward toward old age and loneliness. As for me, I chose to purchase a ticket aboard the Escort Sex Train, which made regular stops at Disappointmentville, Rip-Off...