If you're reading this then I have failed. My universe has come to an end, and for the worst, I think. The heroes and the villains have shaken hands, the outcome has been written, and thank goodness for that! Existence was exhausting. If you can't see it already, I should say I'm no hero. But, unfortunately, I was left out of the whole "universe ending" as a punishment for something I didn't' rightly deserve. My job, it seems, is to make sure the...