"There goes Lester. Watch him fester. His real name is Lester, but everyone calls him "Soda Pop Head." Most of the time he's pretty happy, but when...
His ears start to fizz. He gets mad as a griz.
His face turns red. He's a Soda Pop Head.
You just never know when Lester will blow.
His cap will go flying. If it hits you, you'll be crying,
so you'd better stay away from Lester today "