So Now You're a Zombie: A Handbook for the Newly Undead

by John Austin

Book Overview

Being undead can be disorienting. Your arms and other appendages tend to rot and fall off. It's difficult to communicate with a vocabulary limited to moans and gurgles. And that smell (Yes, it's you .) But most of all, you must constantly find and ingest human brains. Braaaains What's a zombie to do? Thankfully, zombiologist John Austin details everything you need to know, as a newly undead soul, to hunt, fight, and feed on the living. As the first...

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1569763429
• ISBN13: 9781569763421
• Release Date: October 2010
• Publisher: Chicago Review Press
• Length: 224 Pages
• Weight: 0.70 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.3" x 6.3" x 9.0"