The last blizzard of the season has hit Spring City. After already enduring a whirlwind of a winter, Malcolm Blackhart wanted to enjoy the quiet after the storm when a certain geography teacher interferes with those plans. Stumbling onto his property and passing out from exhaustion, Miss Anibet Hollister, the teacher Mal has fantasized over for years, winds up in his bed. A freezer full of snow cream and a liquor cabinet full of bourbon are sure to...