Once upon a time, Robert "Butch" Bliss paid his debt to society, and now he's not looking for any trouble. But it finds him anyway. It starts with a trip across the border with a handful of co-eds and a large python in a sack. Soon, he's got mysterious government agencies, conspiracy theorists, drug smugglers, high-price lawyers, and a seriously yappy dog on his tail. Oh, and one of the co-eds is trying to blackmail him, but she's not very good...