Simon is an OWNO (Orphan With No Options). He lives with his deranged grandfather and a horrible housekeeper, Griselda, who punishes him by making him trim her toenails with his teeth. Unable to remember anything about his mother or father, Simon is haunted by a dream of an eagle, a serpent and an angel that smells like bubblegum. Then, one night, his dreams change. The angel gives him a special object that is still with him when he wakes up. An object...