I met Alessandra at a party. Tried to impress her. Was almost positive I was going to fail. I think I said something along the lines of, "I'm a Goat called Fish who's hung like a bull-but not really. I'm actually pretty average." Smooth. I know. Try not to be jealous. When she laughed-and I mean, really laughed-I knew she wasn't like the other girls I'd been meeting on tour. Hell, she wasn't even in the...