There are a few things that even the dumbest among us know not to do.
One, don't piss in the wind, it's always better to be pissed off than pissed on. Two, don't
piss on an electric fence, not even when your so called friends dare you to.
And three, don't piss off Skeeter Bowlin.
When a group of Satin worshipers calling themselves the quorum of the twelve
apostles kidnap Skeeter's niece to use as a sacrifice to their dark lord, Skeeter...