Starring: Shannon Stockin, Ford Windstar, Steve Guynn
Director: Tim Ritter
Strange things are happening in Druid Hills, Kentucky. People are saying there are "large Great White sharks swimming in the corn stalks!" Meanwhile, serial killer Teddy Bo Lucas is arrested for... This description may be from another edition of this product.
Format:DVD
Language:English
Release Date:January 1
Publisher:Music Video Dist
Director:Tim Ritter
Starring:Shannon Stockin, Ford Windstar, Steve Guynn
This is not one of those movies that some scientist says that there are land sharks and no one believes until half the town is eaten; then you see the shark. In this movie, you see the little cutie upfront. So, they wrote the script backwards.
I have cats that look more vicious. That is why I do not let them watch this sort of thing.
Some randy girl says, “You can bite me. No extra charge.” And there is some sort of Shark-a-do-do cult. That is still teething.
Speaking about girls, all the females in this movie look like they have been plumping up as shark-chow. Not one scrawny female among them.
Oh, no, there is even an evil cabal of shark people. Or possibly alien shark people. Twists and turns abound without waiting for the end.
We may be confronted by a whole menagerie; I will not go into details, as it is the fun of surprise. Luckily, we do not have to listen to rap music in the background. Periodically, the cutie sharks barf up red corn sweetener.
I cannot believe Benchley (Casey Miracle) is a scoundrel. Will he come unhinged? As everybody must get stoned. He is also known as the varmint.
Filming location: The Roundabout in Clark County, Kentucky, U.S.A., too bad as they have Inka giant corn in Salinas Valley, California.
The only thing that might be missing is Richard Dutoit Carlson. Then again?
This could be based on a real incident. As we know, there was corn in Mexico:
WORLD
A boulder blocking a Mexican cave was moved. Hidden inside were human skeletons and the remains of sharks and blood-sucking bats.
BY KERRY BREEN
DECEMBER 22, 2023 / 2:38 PM EST / CBS NEWS
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