Ed is a virgin. I didn't know those existed - not at our age anyway. Maybe he was so drunk that he forgot all the times he's had sex. I wish I could get that drunk. Mia and Ed have been best friends ever since they began teaching at the same school. Ed bakes cake for the staff, Mia eats the cakes. Ed can't control his students, Mia sorts them out. Mia can't work the photocopier, Ed shows her how. Mia's...