Hey, you!
Yeah, you.
Are you listening?
I have a story to share, but it's not your average fairy tale. My story? It's wrought with violence. Strewn with blood. Dominated by desire. My stepmother, the evil queen, hates me. She wants me dead but hasn't killed me yet. At her insistence, a never-ending line of repugnant suitors vie for my hand, but when I decline each and every one, the evil queen punishes me...severely. She will stop at nothing...