Take three stakes and a mallet, two cloves of garlic, and this book. Now you're ready to paint the town red... with vampire blood. Take three stakes and a wooden mallet, two cloves of garlic, and some holy water, then grab this book. Now you're ready to paint the town red... with vampire blood. Picture the scene: you're on a romantic moonlit stroll with your beloved when a vampire crosses your path. Do you, a) flee, screaming "Blue murder!" while...