Evil sea witch or slave to her namesake? Deals go wrong all the time, it's an occupational hazard. But one lovesick princess later and you're left living in an uninhabitable sea with nothing but the dead to fill the void. Uschi wasn't what one could call the luckiest witch in the sea, but settling into a life of banishment and starting over from scratch is what she did best. It was the tentacle that she'd been...