STOP WAITING FOR SUPERMAN AND LISTEN TO CAPTAIN AMERICA The year is 2012 and the President has passed The Absentee Parent Act, suddenly making parents accountable for the academic and moral shortcomings of their offspring Legal guardians everywhere turn to the places that have been raising their children for years - the schools. Alas, our current educational system is a farce, a fact suddenly of great concern to the soon to be punished parental population...