The only constants in reporter Savannah Phillips's life are her best friend Paige, her workplace tormenter Joshua, her steady father--and her crazed mother. In spite of that, she agrees to take a Florida vacation with her parents and enjoy some seaside "rest and relaxation" for a week. What could possibly go wrong? First, Savannah had to lie to her boss. (Sort of.) Then her parents had a fight. (They never fight.) The pint-sized...