This is the second hilarious book set on the wacky island of Wetlund where a mysterious killer is on the loose. What is killing the local livestock and the human inhabitants? Has it something to with the sex-mad Satanists? What is going on at the air base? Chief Inspector Pubgrub and Alison the ace reporter investigate but can find nothing except thirty stone Willie - and Willie doesn't have a clue what is going on but he knows he loves the new headmistress...