By the time Sassy Pants was almost grown up, she had tried everything. Being naughty had not worked out (her tail got burnt to crisp forever). So, she said, " Sorry " And made amends for all the friendships she broke. She was even friendly to strange creatures (as long as they weren't dangerous). She had been helpful to her parents, too. What else could a pig (with a name like Sassy Pants) do? Boy, was she...