Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a spatula? How 'bout a pencil? Exciting stuff, right? Clayton Potts possesses the ability to turn into inanimate objects. Well, he doesn't really turn into them per se, he just kind of stares at them and thinks he has turned into them... Also, this ability of Clay's is uncontrollable. Perhaps "ability" is the wrong word for this... disorder. Spontaneous hardcore-zoning out can be dangerous Imagine...