A spinster snow leopard.
A heartbroken polar bear.
And the magical Christmas they'll never forget.
They say you can't run from your past, but that's exactly what I did.
I was minding my own business, tending to my ranch, when an old Army buddy called me up.
After the hell I'd been through, he didn't want me to spend Christmas alone,
So I agreed to head to L.A. and put on a damn Santa suit for his holiday party.
I knew...