'Watch where you're putting your feet, ' cried John which was followed by, 'don't you dare push me like that, ' from Andy. 'Ouch! Who pulled my hair?' moaned Geordie. 'I never touched your hair, it wasn't me, ' yelled Tam. 'And I wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot bargepole, ' said Jimmy just before he was pushed aside as easy as a hot knife would slice through butter and Dougie added to the mayhem by screaming, 'stop tickling me or I'll be sick,...