Ronald Roundworm loves words; all types of words; words of all lengths, sounds, shapes, and sizes. Ronald is fascinated with a myriad of English language subjects, including etymology, semantics, slang, dialect, colloquial phrases, oxymorons, puns, pleonasms, palindromes, paraprosdokians, similes, metaphors, cliches, word derivations, and words with multiple meanings. He is obsessed and can not understand why everyone does not share his obsession...