I'm Riley McKay. The perfect boyfriend. I'm rich, good looking, and can climb a mountain with my bare hands. I remember birthdays and anniversaries. Plus, I'm a nice guy. Your mom will love me. Your dad will respect me (in that grudging way dads do when they know you're screwing their daughter). And when it ends, which-let's be honest-it always does? I'm nice then too. There's nothing missing from my life of serial monogamy. Definitely not the girl...