My life couldn't get any more ridiculous. A few days ago, my son's teacher wanted to berate me on my parenting style. I politely told her to f*ck off, in so many words. And now? She's sitting across the table from me at my first blind date in years. You can't make this shit up. Nothing has been easy since my wife left me and Hunter years ago. And yet, we persevered. He's my whole world, and the last thing I have time for is a woman. But this beautiful...