There are three guaranteed ways to ruin a perfectly unstable marriage: 1. Tell your beautiful new bride she' s the devil. 2. Tie one on, and don' t come home. 3. Oh, and let' s not forget, uncover family secrets that rock both of your worlds. I really need a rewind because now my temporary wife is pissed as hell and wants a quickie divorce. Wooing her is my plan. Sending flowers, writing love notes, and even serenading her are some of the sure-fire...